Figure of the week

You may be asking yourself, “Why does this cockchin get to be dick of the week and not me?” This is not an uncommon question. The only dickheads I know are people that I see every day, either in person or through media, and myself. In other words, you either have to live really close to me and some how plan you day around ‘accidentally’ running into me in public, which would be difficult because I hate the public, or you could become famous and plaster your ass all over the media. The only other way is for you to be me, and I do not foresee that taking place any time soon. I hope you can live with this fact.