aka Grandpa Ravenbeard
How smug is Mohammed?
He must be fairly smug at this point because MSNBC wrote an entire article about his smug. An individual with a finite amount of time actually sat down and wrote an article about Mohammed’s smug. First of all let me point out that Moham, who shall be referred to as Moham from here on out, is not smug. On the smug scale, Mohammed rates about a 4.5 Which is hardly a bleep on the ‘I want to punch you in the fucking face dar’ We all know the smug, we have all delt the smug, some of you deal with the smug on a very regular basis (if you work in a bank, car dealership, golf course, etc..). Let me just point out some of the real smugs, which in turn may help deter your thoughts from MSNBC’s false statements.
The article mentions a previosu courtroom appearance by Moham. During his appearance Moham got his beard in a bundle and sugested that the courtroom artist had made his nose too big. For one thing, his nose is really huge. Someone dumped a truckload of dicks on the middle of his face and buried them beneath a heap of anus. How can Moham be so smug while sporting such a large nose. The artist actually adjusted the painting so that his nose would a more suitable size for a man of his great sature. The smooth talking ladies man Moham is said to be able to cause quite a stir inside of a courtroom as well as in college freshman females underpants, as mentioned in the MSNBC article. I was searching the internet and found the original painting of the courtroom where Moham’s trial was taking place. I do not understand what he was complaining about nor why anyone in the entire world would think that this man is smug or has the right to be smug. Oh, here is the original pic that I found while scouring the internet.
Bogus
Anyways, back to the original point. There are many smugs out there in the world. MSNBC is claiming that Moham is one of them, in fact they may just be claiming that due to circumstances he may be one of the worst. What is a smug? What makes a smug? Lets take a look at a couple of smugs and their attributes.
Exhibit A
This man for example is your random smug. Examine, if you will, the cheek bones, the pursed lips, and the partially closed eye lids. These are all signs to look for in your search for the smug. There is a question that puzzles me whenever I am confronted with a smug. What are they so fucking smug about? This man for instance is looking at his bagpipe like it is a rare piece of parchment with a hand written UtterlyDistasteful article scribbled on it. (if this were indeed the case, then the smug would be clearly justified) However, he is holding a bagpipe. Perhaps he plays a badass bagpipe that can remove panties and lower inhibitions enough so women will sleep with a smug like himself…highly doubtful.
Exhibit B
Here is another smug raising his standards incredibly high. The man in front will not even take the time to acknowledge the camera. Often times the smug will not look directly at the camera as they are seen as a ‘far off visionary’ when they are looking away. Notice his gray hair. That doesn’t really have anything to do with it but just fucking notice it. The man behind him is obviously a rookie in the game. He is boasting far too extreme, smug must be so subtle you want to kill yourself. Hey, guess what, your eyebrows look like tufts of fly shit.
Exhibit Khan
What does this man have to be smug about you may be asking yourself, only EVERYTHING. He is Khan and he will rule your girlfriend’s ass if he wants to. Number one, Khan is a genetically altered superhuman. While everyone else in his posse may have had their strength or agility increased. Khan’s strengthened attributes were mainly his badass hair production (only on his head so his pecs were able to glisten with the wild rage of a widower) and his smugness. Every so often a smug will have some justification to their ways, this would be one of them. Hats off to you Khan. At least he didn’t ruin everyone’s fucking day with some crazy bullshit, dig?
I always like to finish on a good note and I believe that Khan has provided that for all of us. Thinking about Moham’s smug has greatly stirred my interest in bullshit reports and made me extremely hungry. To the smug out there in the world, just keep doing your thing because god knows I really don’t want you to do anything else. That way I know where you are so I will able to avoid you. Banana Republic does not have a shitter, I think all the employees have their assholes sewed shut.
-Trainwreck
